|college:||Why should we accept you|
|me:||*raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*|
|college:||damn son you in|
We’ve got a new Edgeplay product! http://www.edgeplay.co.uk/epwp/shop/vibrators/mystim-electric-eric-vibrator/
Mystim Electric Eric Vibrator
Enjoy both vibration and electrical stimulation at once with Electric Eric – tingle, pulsate and buzz without wires to get tangled in or complicated control boxes.
Eric has not one but two vibration motors, one in the tip and one in the shaft. In 8 different programmes and 5 different intensity levels, these two work together to provoke some ecstasy in a nicely varied array of ways.
Each of the vibe’s 5 electrical stimulation programmes is set on bringing you a tingly new sensation, and you can choose between 10 different levels of intensity. Eric’s conductive surfaces run the length of his body to make the stimulation as smooth and broad as possible.
Pelvic Floor training
And because 8 vibration modes and 5 E.Stim varieties weren’t enough yet, Electric Eric also has a training programme that strengthens the muscles in your pelvic floor which verifiably enhances the ladies’ ability to reach an orgasm.
The three different functions are easily controlled via the buttons in the handle. You can choose whether you want e.stim and vibration together or only one of them.
Electric Eric is completely watertight and is made of medical grade platinum silicone. This makes him not only very hygienic, but also easy to clean with water and a mild soap. He comes with a built in long life lithium ion battery that is rechargeable via a Mystim magnet charge USB cable which is, of course, included in the delivery. Even if you have both e.stim and vibrations set to their highest levels, a fully charged Eric runs for at least 3 hours before his efficacy starts to fade.